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Dad, Buy Me a Toy or I Poison Myself

Those are the words that the universe heard from a 4-year-old and it delivered justice.

Dec 18, 2021

Dad, Buy Me a Toy or I Poison Myself

Dec 18, 2021

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Dinner is Served, Fish or Ice Cream?

Mangoes will not do.

Jul 24, 2024

Dinner is Served, Fish or Ice Cream?

Jul 24, 2024

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Did the Gen Z Start a Humorous Revolution in My Country?

The photo above captures a Gen Z protester in Kenya, smoking directly from a teargas canister. He was heard quipping that the police should…

Jun 29, 2024

Did the Gen Z Start a Humorous Revolution in My Country?

Jun 29, 2024

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The Dream I Woke Up Laughing To.

It’s a wedding day.

Jun 24, 2024

The Dream I Woke Up Laughing To.

Jun 24, 2024

On Monkeys and Warthogs that Attend School

And have more freedom than students…

Sep 6, 2022

On Monkeys and Warthogs that Attend School

Sep 6, 2022

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Meet the Boy Who Refused to Lose

And when he lost, it would be on his terms

Mar 3, 2022

Meet the Boy Who Refused to Lose

Mar 3, 2022

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On the War of Milk, Crazy Sister, and Battered Cups

A tale of a missionary’s child

Jan 27, 2022

On the War of Milk, Crazy Sister, and Battered Cups

Jan 27, 2022

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The Man Who Had to Die to Value Life

A drunkard’s tale

Jan 26, 2022

The Man Who Had to Die to Value Life

Jan 26, 2022

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On My Beautiful Angry Neighbors

The two women and a half-man

Jan 18, 2022

On My Beautiful Angry Neighbors

Jan 18, 2022

Medium Hates Me, So I’ll Pay Them to Love Me

Unconditionally

Dec 7, 2021

Medium Hates Me, So I’ll Pay Them to Love Me

Dec 7, 2021

How to Be In the 1% Bracket Without Being a Genius

Be different!

Oct 26, 2021

How to Be In the 1% Bracket Without Being a Genius

Oct 26, 2021

It’s February, But I Want To Go Back.

So should you

Feb 3, 2021

It’s February, But I Want To Go Back.

Feb 3, 2021

Johnmark Odoyo

Johnmark Odoyo

I write about funny African tales. Then laugh about it later…😂

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